According to a recent survey by the Vatican's Sinstitute (not it's actual name, but it ought to be), men and women sin in very different ways. Women, it seems, go in for the softer sins, things like pride, envy and anger. Basically, women are very good at hating other people.
Men, on the other hand, are very good at being fat and lazy. The most popular sins among men are lust, gluttony, and sloth. Strangely, greed is the least common sin committed by men. So...men are lustful and gluttonous, but not greedy? How on earth does that make sense? Can you be gluttonous without being greedy?
"Boy, Jim, you're sure packing that food away. That's what, your fourth turducken tonight?"
"Yeah, but trust me, I don't enjoy it. I eat them out of the principle of the thing."
Another helpful news update from this story: the Vatican has added a couple more sins to the original seven. In addition to the Seven Deadly Sins, we now have the Seven Pretty Bad Sins, the Seven Bad-but-not-Terrible Sins, and Wild Berry Flavor Sins.
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