Mini-Review Based on What I Vaguely Remember from Inception, Which I Saw a Month Ago

So...we meet our hero, played by Leonardo DiCaprio, and his name is Cobb or Cod or possibly Korb. Or Kropp. Could be Kropp. He has been hired...by a guy...to do something, and it is something that he does very well. It involves dreams. Kropp goes into people's dreams and does something there. This something will be very important in future scenes.

But things are not so simple as they appear. Or are they? No, they are not. You see, there is a woman in some of these dreams. She is Korb's grandmother and is played by Paige Ellen. Whenever Korb goes into a dream, he meets this woman, who I just remembered was actually his dead wife. In these dreams, however, she is no longer dead. Or maybe she is and is now some sort of zombie.

Now the time comes for Grubb to assemble his skilled team of skilled people. One of them is a black guy who specializes in giving people drugs. Another is skilled at faking a British accent. A fourth is Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Together, they are an unbeatable team. Some call them...the Avengers.

Then...geez, I need to start writing these reviews after I watch the movie. I mean right after, not one month after. In conclusion: Inception gets three out of four stars. I think Paige Ellen is very cute.