The Onion presents:
1. The Least Essential Albums of 2009, one of which merits this dismissal: "Sucking has always been good for Creed’s business, so why change things up now?" Ouch.
And...
2. The 19-Plus Worst Films of 2009, featuring a guest appearance from a particularly dreadful '08 film. Thankfully, I haven't seen any of them, though their review of Paper Heart is so brutal I feel almost compelled to watch it.
My take? I didn't see 19 movies this year, period, so I can't really judge. But I did despise Year One, truly, madly, and deeply. Any film featuring Jack Black eating bear poop merits a toasty spot in cinematic hell.
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