Monday, December 21, 2009

Happy Birthday, Dear Jughashvili

The Russian Communist Party is encouraging people to leave poor Stalin alone, especially on his birthday. Says one of the Staliniks: "We would very much like for any discussion of the mistakes of the Stalin epoch to be silenced today, so that people could reflect on Stalin's personality as a creator, a thinker and a patriot." Sweet, no? Let's reflect on some Uncle Joe's nobler aspects:

1. Mustache a little too big to be considered Hitlerian
2. Was really, really good at liquidating people
3. Not Hitler

See? Truly, Stalin was a creator, a thinker, and a patriot.

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