Welcome to scenic Petersburg, Kentucky! We're so glad you could come by and visit. While you're here, be sure to catch our biggest attraction: the Creation Museum! Yes, at last you can safely protect your children from evolution--or as we like to call it, devil-lution--and instead provide them with a scientific education sanctified from above!
Rebutting evolution--or as we also like to call it, evil-lution--not enough for you? Well, heck, be sure to stop by some of our other exhibits! Come visit the Rock of Ages, an actual 5,000 year old rock with God's signature still on it! Or see the last surviving dinosaur in captivity!* It's all here in Petersburg, Kentucky!
*Note: dinosaur may not actually be surviving
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