Sunday, January 17, 2010

Proposals to Solve Jay vs. Conan

Have both men host the show together, alternating between words

Hold a deathmatch: Leno's chin vs. O'Brien's pompadour

Inject them both with truth serum and ask, "OK, which one of you wants it more?"

Bring back Johnny Car...never mind

In a Solomonic maneuver, offer to split the show in half; the true Tonight Show host will selflessly resign rather than see his beloved show torn asunder

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