CLARA ARABELLA
Oh woe is me, oh woeful day
It seems I cannot get away
From Dickish Dirk, who seeks a wife
Here he comes now, f-my life
DICKISH DIRK
Ah! My little buttercup
Have you at long last given up?
Given in to dickish me?
Please say yes, and do hurry
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
If Clara should give in to Dirk, text 11045
If Dirk should ravish the unwilling Clara, text 11040
If Bold Mike Foxtooth should show up, text 11095
If you're already disenchanted with this whole texting experiment, text 00005
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