Thursday, January 21, 2010

NFL Playoff Predictions

New Orleans Saints: Coach Sean Payton stays up all night leafing through back copies of "Martha Stewart Living," hoping to find tips on how to host the perfect NFC championship game

Minnesota Vikings: The Vikings explosive offense is crippled when Brett Favre retires midway through the second quarter

New York Jets: Everyone keeps calling the Jets a Cinderella team, completely ignoring the absurdity of describing a bunch of 300-pound sweat-drenched muscle slabs as "Cinderellas"

Indianapolis Colts: Peyton Manning finally perfects a hip-swiveling dance with which to accompany his shouted audibles

Dallas Cowboys: Tony Romo goes to Las Vegas to celebrate his earlier-than-expected summer vacation

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