Ever get angry when a movie hero smashes through a plate glass window and keeps running, when he should by all rights collapse and bleed to death from a zillion cuts?
Does it infuriate you when a bizarre alien fungus grows to Brandoesque size by seemingly manifesting biomass out of nowhere?
Do you take great umbrage when a single bullet turns a piddling puddle of gasoline into a raging inferno?
I've got news for you: you take movies way too seriously! Er, I mean, you need to check out this website: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics! Featuring devastating takedowns of Avatar, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Quantum of Solace, and other movies, all taken to task for their failure to obey the fundamental laws of physics!
Don't miss it! Bring the kids and popcorn! Then leave the kids! The wife will never know!
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