US Headline: "Escaped Beaver Damages Local Trees"
Equivalent UK Headline: "Dam Lonely! Igor the Runaway Beaver Leaves Trail of Destruction in Bid to Build a Love Nest"
Now, I've never really thought of a few gnawed-down trees as being a "trail of destruction," but I really can't argue with a headline like that. It's got sex, it's got violence, it's got everything you need.
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No predictions for 2009?
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