Thursday, December 11, 2008

Choose Your Own Canadian Adventure

You are a Canadian software engineer. You are 33 years old, single, and live with your parents. One day you find you have the irresistible biological urge to find a mate.

If you choose to go out to a local bar and try to find a woman there, PLEASE TURN TO PAGE 33

If you choose to sign up for an online dating serving and look for a woman who shares your interests, PLEASE TURN TO PAGE 106

If you choose to drink the gnome's magic potion, PLEASE TURN TO PAGE 8

If you choose to build your own robotic girlfriend, PLEASE BEG GOD TO HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL

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