"Well, officer, I might have been swerving all over the road, running red lights, and driving the wrong way down a one-way street...on the sidewalk. But I'm not drunk, I swear! I haven't touched a drop all...well, maybe that's a poor choice of words."
Side note: apparently "drink driving" is the British equivalent of "drunk driving." Does that apply to all other forms of the word "drunk," then? And does it work in reverse? Does a Cockney go out for a quick drunk and get drink?
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