Saturday, December 6, 2008

Fat of the Land

Man, everybody is knocking morbid obesity nowadays. They make a few good points, sure. Yes, morbid obesity does lead to heart disease, multiple organ failure, and occasional cases of premature dying. But consider the pluses:

1. If you're ever frozen to the sidewalk, your layers of blubber will allow you to survive the frigid Wisconsin night
2. Uhhhh...

OK, I need to think a little bit more. But seriously. There has to be some kind of advantage to be had from being morbidly obese. Why else would there be so many fat, fat, fat people out there?

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