Baseball claims to be America's pasttime. Well, maybe. But are Americans really as boring as that? Granted, a well-played game of baseball can be exciting. But a bad game drags like a dying camel.
As you might have guessed, I went to a game a few days ago. A bad game. One of those games where...uh oh, it's 11:43 and my bedtime is 11:45. Let me go through the ultra-condensed version:
1. I went to a Nats-White Sox game
2. It was a bit dull
3. The water cost too much
4. And I got sunburn
5. And kids these days wear their pants too low and listen to outrageous music
A full update coming tomorrow, I swear! Specifically, damn!
1 comment:
"1. I went to a Nats-White Sox game"
Hate to say it, but I think I found your problem...
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