Friday, February 12, 2010

Where's Jim Plunkett?

Over at Fox Sports (or FoxSports, as they prefer to be known), the jovially stupid Jason Whitlock ranks his 10 greatest quarterbacks of all time.

So not only is John Elway the greatest quarterback OF ALL TIME--he's also the greatest football player OF ALL TIME? I might believe it, if Jason didn't try to prove his point by comparing Elway to Vince Young. Imagine if I argued that the Beatles were the greatest band of all time "because they sound just like the Arctic Monkeys."

No. No. That is not the way the world works. And if it ever does work like that, I will take a very long walk off a very short pier. Over lava. Filled with sharks. Lava sharks.

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