Monday, February 1, 2010

Fab Five: Dealing with the Snow

Stock up on milk and bread; nothing sustains you through a long winter like a steady diet of frozen milk sandwiches

Get lots of socks; can never have too many socks

Buy lots of batteries; if you ever find yourself snowed in, drinking battery acid is a quick and fairly painless way to commit suicide

If you must drive in wintry conditions, take the proper precautions; strap a snowblower to the front of your car to clear a path

Get your shoveling out of the way early; try to finish it before the snow even begins to fall

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