Dear Mr and Mrs. Smith--
I would just like to apologize for my failure to deliver your letters for the past few days. I assure you that I made every effort to get your mail through. I was, however, distracted by more pressing issues; namely, why is it that some people's bellybuttons poke out, while others poke in? I have yet to resolve this question. As such, I apologize for any futures delays that may and will occur.
Sincerely,
Neil Goddard
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