Hey, folks! Welcome to CRAAAAZY Eddie's pizza shack! Our deals are almost as CRAAAAZY as our proprietor!
For just a buck fifty, you can get yourself a large pizza with any two toppings! For an extra five bucks we'll give you a box to carry it home in!
New low deal! Pay just six bucks, get three pizzas! For three bucks, you'll get six pizzas! Yes, we know that makes no sense! That's how CRAAAAZY we are!
Even better! Win yourself a FREE, LIFETIME SUPPLY of CRAAAAZY Eddie's pizza! All you gotta do is burn down that jerk pizza parlor across the road!
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GOD BEN WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO NEGATIVE AAAARGHHHH
I want pizza!
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