Prolonged and unexplained absence? What prolonged and unexplained absence? There never was any prolonged and unexplained absence!
Time to pick up right where I left off: making lame jokes about weird news stories. And for weird, you can't beat this story from the good old UK. A woman sentenced to jail for fraud has claimed that she was driven to crime by...wait for it, wait for it...voodoo!
She adds that a voodoo curse "caused the fingers belonging to one of her six children to fall off." Heck, lady, that's only one finger out of sixty. You've got 59 perfectly decent fingers, and you're bellyaching about one little pinkie?
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Welcome back. I was starting to wonder.
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