Ha! Suck on this one, vegetarians! Scientists--and scientists from Oxford, no less--have discovered that vegetarians are more likely to suffer from "brain shrinkage."
So what if I eat so many hot dogs and sausages that my heart has swollen to the size of a Christmas ham? At least my brain's still intakt! Or however you spell that!
I guess there is a plus, though. In the event of a zombie invasion, vegetarians will be protected on account of having small, stringy brains. Life is full of trade-offs, I suppose.
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