I'm no expert in Ninjology, but it seems to me like the ninja in this story violates several cardinal rules of the Ninjocracy. To wit:
1. Getting caught on camera
2. Being so out of shape that you're described as "portly"
3. Trying to steal an ATM--what need has a ninja for money?
4. Living in Florida
If he keeps that up, he's going to get his ninja license revoked. And we all know how tough it is to get that back.
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