The Fat of the Land

The votes have been counted and the results are in. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new Worst Food in America: the Baskin Robbins Large Chocolate Oreo Shake! I've never had one of these babies, but that's certainly not for lack of trying. Apparently, it's the equivalent of 20 bowls of Fruit Loops. My God. That's enough to make an entire kindergarten class hyperactive for at least an hour!

There's also a list of a few other "worst foods," my favorite of which has to be the "Chili’s Smokehouse Bacon Triple-The-Cheese Big Mouth Burger with Jalapeno Ranch Dressing." I do appreciate the refreshing honesty of its name, though. It tells you flat out: "If you eat this, you will die from massive cardiac arrest very, very soon." If only all our other foods were so straightforward.