This is a load off of my mind. It turns out that cello scrotum is not, in fact, a real disease. Whew! This means I can play the cello naked for as long as I want, and suffer no ill effects.
Of course, this news is little comfort to the poor people suffering from diseases like guitarist's nipple, drummer's elbow, clarinetist's jaw, accordionist's toe, banjo player's gall bladder, and so many others.
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