Finally, one of the most perplexing questions in human history has an answer: what makes the perfect shower experience? A team of scientists recently announced their findings. Yes, a whole team of scientists worked on this problem.
I'd really like to know how they went about it. Did they use lab rats, maybe, and just build a bunch of lab-rat-sized showers, possibly with lab-rat-sized conditioner included? Or did they boldly experiment on themselves?
"No, John, don't! It's too dangerous! You don't know what might happen!"
"Julia, if I don't try out the triple-stream HydroFlex shower head, then who will? We can't leave this sort of questions unanswered!"
The worst thing, though, is that the article doesn't tell us what the perfect formula is. The study was commissioned by a shower company, so perhaps they're keeping it secret. Maybe it will be one of those top-secret deals where only two people know the formula, and each of them only knows half.
For example, one guy knows that water is involved. The other knows how to use it. The second guy, needless to say, is the more senior one.
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