Operation Hot Mother

So, you've got a body on your hands. Never mind how or why. You've got a dead person and you need to get rid of them. So how would you go about doing it?

Of course, the first thing that jumps into your head is either burying the body or dumping it in the river. Bland, predictable choices both. If you're a little more creative, maybe you came up with something like chopping up the body or hiding it in a crawlspace.

But it takes a real body disposal artiste to come up with something like this.