Wifesicle

"Excuse me, sir. We've received a missing report about your wife. Please stand aside, sir, we need to search your house."

"A-OK, officer. I've been wondering where the old gal is myself."

(After some strenuous searching)

"Your house looks clean, sir."

"Great! You guys look kind of thirsty...would you care for a fudgsicle before you go? Here, let me open up the...oops."