Mom: Oh, dear. With gas prices running so high, we can't afford our planned vacation to Little Rock!
Dad: Don't worry, hon. I've found a place that's going to be twice as fun!
Mom: Oh, how could anything hope to compare to Little Rock? We were going to see the state capitol...and the peanut memorial, too...
Dad: Ho! Nothing compare, eh? State Capitol, eh? Peanut memorial, eh? Sounds like someone's never heard of the "Treasures from Attics and Trunks" exhibit at the Blount County Historical Museum!
Mom: Wait...treasures from attics AND from trunks?
Dad: That's right! There might even be treasures from chests, cabinets, wardrobes...anything you can think of.
Mom: Wow! Suddenly, our crushingly small life doesn't seem quite so hopeless! Let's go grab the kids!
Note: All cash earned from performances of this play are owed to me
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