Saturday, November 22, 2008

Please Note

ATTENTION EVERYONE:

Though panda bears may indeed look cute and cuddly, they are not--I repeat, ARE NOT--fond of being hugged by complete strangers.

If you plan to hug a panda bear, get to know the panda first. Ask him about his favorite movies, music, etc. Engage him in meaningful conversation. Possibly buy him a meal. Then--and ONLY THEN--should you attempt to hug him. And kissing is out of the question until at least your third date.

1 comment:

Benstrider said...

Wait! Never eat with a panda! Didn't you know the panda eats, shoots and leaves? I, for one, don't want to be around when the gunfire starts.