Makin' Bacon

I think I'll reserve the snarky comments and let the following snark for itself:

In a league of favourite foods, bacon and chocolate would both be near the top.

Usually, it has to be said, eaten separately.

Now, however, confectioners have combined the two in the world's first bacon chocolate bar. And it is proving a major success with British customers.

The unlikely hit Christmas gift is Mo's Bacon Bar, which contains chunks of applewood smoked bacon combined with smoked salt and milk chocolate.

Damn it, people, bacon doesn't make everything taste better! Just almost everything!