Drain out the meaty-cheesy filling and replace it with foie gras
Instead of microwaving the Hot Pocket, saute it in butter with a side of onions
Make sure to eat it with your Hot Pocket fork, not your dessert fork
Spend several thousand dollars to send your Hot Pocket to finishing school
At least wear a shirt when you eat it, for God's sake
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