Bizarre Google Search IV--SPECIAL MARYLAND EDITION

I would apologize for my lack of blogging today, but as no one is reading this, the point is moot. Moot, I say. But for the sake of continuity, here's today's Bizarre Google Search: "Old Line State."

Possible super powers: Uncontrollable shaking, interspersed with bouts of semi-controllable shaking

Possible weaknesses: Seismographs