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It is now official: Hollywood plans to remake every film that ever existed, beginning with The Wizard of Oz . I look forward to the 2017 rem...

Is the Harry Potter series a Christian allegory ? And if it is, does that mean I have to start worshiping Dobby? Because that little freak g...

This Sunday, I tried lox for the first time. "Lox" is a kind of cured salmon that can best be thought of as Jewish sushi, minus th...

They say you can become a "genius" at anything merely by practicing for 10,000 hours. Terry Teachout disagrees . Me too. Otherwise...

This being the holiday season, when people fly hundreds of miles to see people they ordinarily wouldn't cross the street to shake hands ...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Will. Will who? Will Schultz, who accidentally locked himself out of his room on a Saturday morning and is no...

How do cheaters cheat? They contact people like Ed Dante . I never realized how big the cheating industry was, nor how powerful a force for ...

Monday night and nothing to do. You know what this means: " The Thirteen Greatest Movie Performances by Boulders "! Watching the c...

I have a horrible fear of burning to death in bed due to a malfunctioning smoke alarm. It'd be a pretty bad way to go, right? First, bur...

I have always considered myself one of the whitest people imaginable. I don't mean anything racial by that, though it is worth nothing t...

My favorite Onion headline is, has been, and always will be "Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am in White House Driveway."* Little did...

Drain out the meaty-cheesy filling and replace it with foie gras Instead of microwaving the Hot Pocket, saute it in butter with a side of on...

Remember M. Night Shyamalan? He once made spine-tingling blood-chingling thrillers like The Sixth Sense. Now, he directs hilarious send-ups ...

If you asked me, "Will, if you had to pick four historical figures to combat a ravenous horde of the living dead," I probably woul...

You know how news anchors love to use interactive displays on election night? You've seen them--big, video-game-style screens, where one...