Can You Picture That?

Ladies and gentleman--

Before I wrap up a succesful day of blogging, I'd like to regale you with one last performance. I'd like to see if I can post pictures on this blog--something I struggled with on my last ten or twelve blogs. So, here goes:

When one does a Google search for "The Final Countdown," one finds:

One doesn't know what to say.

Is That a Gator in Your Pants, Or...

Via Reuters comes this breaking news that someone has stolen a crocodile from a Norwegian aquarium. Now, that's news itself. What I really love, though, is this quote from the aquarium's director:

"I think whoever did this knew what they were doing."

Considering the thief shoved a 2-foot long reptile with razor-sharp fangs down his pants, I'm going to have to disagree with you there.

A Headline About an Orgy Says a Thousand Words

"F1 Prez in Nazi Hooker Orgy"

I really can't add much to that, except for two things:

1) Apparently, someone filmed this. Now, I know people film many things--their wedding, their child's first steps, etc. But it seems to me that your concentration-camp themed orgy might be the kind of thing to keep on the down-low.
2) Regardless, though, I suppose the video will get more views than an F1 race ever will. Zing!

Wilkommen, Bievenieu

Hey there, first reader! Welcome to the umpteenth iteration of my blog. This is, hmm...the seventh or eighth blog I've slapped together. It'll probably end up like the rest, burnt-out hunks smoldering on the shoulder of the information superhighway.

But that doesn't mean we can't have any fun while it's here! I'll be posting thought-provoking, engaging content for your reading pleasure and intellectual stimulation. So let's go!

Umm...
Hmm...

Boy, that Tyler Hansbrough's really something, isn't he?

Well, that wasn't a great start. But I promise, things will only go up from here! Until, of course, the inevitable crash. So I'll catch you on the flip side.